You Never Can
Tell
by George Bernard Shaw (2013). Dir.
Martin Jarvis. Perf. Ian Ogilvy, Jamie
Bamber, Rosalind Ayres. BBC Radio 3, 1
Feb. 2015. BBCiPlayer http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b03brscp
to 3 Feb. 2015
The
basic plot
of Bernard Shaw’s 1897 comedy is a hackneyed one,
involving the unexpected discovery by Dolly and Philip Clandon (Moira Quirk,
Matthew Wolf), that the curmudgeonly yacht-builder Crampton (Christopher Neame)
is their long-lost father. Multiple
complications ensue from this event, but all ends happily, even though some of
the characters emerge none the wiser as a result.
Sometimes Shaw’s verbal facility gets the better of
him, especially in the long romantic exchanges between Gloria Clandon (Sophie
Winkleman) and her would-be lover Valentine (Jamie Bamber). In general, however,
the overall tone of
Martin Jarvis’s production remained lighthearted, especially at the beginning,
when Valentine found it difficult to get a word in edgeways as Dolly and Philip
kept talking and talking. The dialogue
fairly sped along like an intense tennis rally, with the actors seldom pausing
for breath. We got the sense that if
Dolly and Philip stopped talking for a moment, they might realize how empty
their lives actually were. Yet this was
not entirely their own fault, but chiefly due to their mother’s (Rosalind Ayres’s)
reluctance to tell them anything about their origins. Despite her attempts at
self-justification,
we became aware of Shaw’s satiric purpose, as he showed a so-called “liberal”
writer not practicing what she preached.
Free thinking was perfectly justified, so long as she did not have to be
involved.
The power of words to obfuscate rather than
communicate lay at the heart of this revival.
Dolly and Philip never meant what they said; being only nineteen years
old, they claimed that they had not yet learned how to converse properly. Valentine
made it perfectly clear that the
language he used to seduce Gloria had been used several times previously with
other women; every single word he uttered was a cliché. Even the elderly waiter
William (Ian Ogilvy)
was content to live a life of falsehood; his real name was Walter, but as the
guests preferred to give him a more commonplace soubriquet, he was more than
happy to stick with it.
The only real words of truth Walter uttered were the
four comprising the play’s title: “You Never Can Tell.” Director
Jarvis made it clear that they
remained perpetually subject to Fate, despite their attempts to control one
another verbally. The only way they
could cope with life was to accept their destiny and try to get on with
it. Walter/William understood this, when
his son Boon QC (Julian Holloway) reappeared unexpectedly to threaten the
servant’s comfortable position at the hotel.
In many ways You
Never Can Tell is a bit of a comic puzzle, as Shaw ridicules many of the
socialist beliefs that lay at the heart of his oeuvre. The plot only becomes
comprehensible if we
understand it in terms of human powerlessness.
The action unfolded at a rapid pace, with the cast thoroughly
enjoying Shaw’s witty dialogue, which sometimes became almost Wildean in its
sophistication.