BBC Radio 7, 6 March 2011
Arthur Haynes was ITV’s biggest comedy star of the early 1960s, whose shows attracted huge audiences. He was
at the height of his powers when he died prematurely in 1966, just before starting yet another series. Haynes also did radio
shows for the BBC, running between 1962 and 1965. In most of his shows, both for television and radio, he used Nicholas Parsons
as his straight man.
This program, dating from 1962, was a good example of Haynes’ work. He never told jokes, but participated in
sketches, most of them written by Johnny Speight. Haynes inevitably played working-class characters with chips on their shoulders;
in one sketch, for instance, he played a hobo who knocked on the door of a prosperous middle-class man (Parsons) and complained
for the next ten minutes about how unlucky he was. Parsons tried to help him, but Haynes was so preoccupied with his misfortunes
that he took little or no notice. In another sketch Haynes played a tramp visiting the public baths, and wrangling with the
attendant (Parsons again, this time speaking in a cockney accent). In the final sketch of the program Haynes played a father
with eighteen kids and six greyhounds visiting a head teacher (Parsons), about his son Harold. The head teacher wanted to
tell the father the good news; that Harold had won scholarships to go to grammar school and university, but the father would
have none of it. He was far more interested in training his sons to become jockeys or boxers, so that they could support the
family financially.
Speight’s scripts revolved around the theme of class conflict: the hobo and the middle-class man, the tramp and
the respectable attendant; the bourgeois head teacher and the father. They gave Haynes the opportunity to voice his dislike
of those superior to him – partly this was based on jealousy (no one ever gave Haynes’s characters the chance
to prosper), but partly this was a criticism of the rigid nature of early 1960s British society, where it was difficult, almost
impossible, for people to change their socio-economic status. For those interested in comedy history, Haynes’s characters
were strongly reminiscent of Alf Garnett in Till Death us do Part; articulate,
aggressive, intolerant. Throughout his life Speight insisted that his characters were satirical portrayals of a certain type
of working-class man; listening to The Arthur Haynes Show, I got the feeling that
the scripts were not satiric, but rather gave voice to a member of the so-called ‘Silent Majority,’ who felt that
no one listened to them. This is what made Haynes such a nationally popular figure; he said the kind of things that his audiences
wanted to say, but never had the chance.
In truth, the crosstalk between Haynes and Parsons did become a little irritating,
almost predictable; after about five or six minutes of each sketch, we were waiting for the punchline to end it. It was far
more interesting to listen to Haynes fluffing his lines; like many comics, he found it difficult to stick to the script. Nonetheless
the program provided a fascinating example of early 1960s sitcom, and how it embodied the class prejudices of that time. The
producer was Richard Dingley.
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